Please Only Flush Toilet Paper

“Please Be Kind to the Septic” Wooden Sign

Add a little humor (and a friendly reminder!) to your bathroom with this charming, handmade septic sign—small, simple, and surprisingly effective.

Customization Details

• Keep the original message: “Be kind to the septic, flush only toilet paper”
• Or add your own custom line beneath the “Please” script (additional fee)
• Hanging options:
  • Command strip
  • Holes for ribbon
  • Holes + black & white checkered ribbon
  • No holes / no command strip

Product Features

• Size: 6" × 3"
• Material: Pre-sealed white + black wood
• Finish: Precision laser cut & engraved
• Use: Indoor or outdoor friendly
• Packaged carefully to prevent damage

Handcrafted in Arizona

Each sign is made in our Arizona workshop using high-quality materials and laser-engraved details. We take pride in creating pieces that are both functional and beautifully made.

Gifting

A fun and quirky gift for new homeowners, friends, or anyone with a sense of humor. Gift-wrapping available.

Care Instructions

• Wipe gently with a damp cloth
• Avoid harsh cleaners
• If outdoors, limit direct sun exposure

Shipping & Turnaround

• Production: 1–5 business days
  
• Shipping:
  • Domestic: 3–5 business days
  • International: 2–4 weeks
• Tracking: Sent to your email once shipped
• Packaging: Bubble-wrapped and shipped in a sturdy mailer or box

Thank You

Thank you for supporting our small, family-run business!
Have questions or need help? Just reach out—we’re always happy to assist.