Bless Your Heart But Get Your Raggedy Ass Off My Porch

Sassy “No Soliciting” Wooden Sign

Keep unwanted visitors away—with humor! This bold, handmade sign adds personality to your porch while making your boundaries clear.

Customization Details

• Comes with the engraved message:
  “Bless Your Heart But Get Your Raggedy Ass Off My Porch — Friends and Deliveries Welcome”
  
• Want a different phrase? Message us for a custom quote!

Product Features

• Size: 10.5" × 7.5" × 1/4"
• Material: Laminated MDF wood
• Finish: Precision laser engraving
• Use: Great for doors, gates, fences, or indoor display
• Outdoor Use: Apply a weatherproof sealant if exposed to rain/humidity

Handcrafted in Arizona

Each sign is handmade in our Arizona workshop using high-precision laser equipment. Durable, cleanly engraved, and made with care.

Great for Gifts

A funny, practical gift for new homeowners, friends, or anyone who loves a little sass. Gift wrap available.

Care Instructions

• Wipe with a damp cloth
• Avoid harsh cleaners
• Weatherproof spray recommended for outdoor use

Shipping & Turnaround

• Production: 1–5 business days
• Shipping:
  • Domestic: 3–5 business days
  • International: 2–4 weeks
• Tracking: Sent to your email
• Packaging: Bubble-wrapped and shipped in a sturdy mailer or box

Thank You

Thanks for supporting our small business! If you have questions or want to customize this sign, we’re happy to help.